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© Philip D Barlow

We've put up a few new tunes we hope you'll like. They are all in .mp3 format, so you'll need Winamp or Windows Media Player or something like that to listen.

Click to listen to a song.

Why Men Have Nipples - 5.4MB (mp3) -

Satelite - 4.4MB (mp3) -

Halfway Up The Wall, Leave The Light On, Solstice Eve and Flame On! are all available on garageband.com

And now some video too. Too Lazy to Wank recorded at the Liggers Bar July 2004.

Too Lazy to Wank - 5.9MB or

Got to say it, RealPlayer looks and sounds slightly better if you've managed to tame it.

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Songography
mostly rough recordings from sessions over the last few years, no discs to speak of apart from 'Fuck the Jubilee'

Unrecorded gems
There's a Row in the Room
There But for the Grace of God
The Saturday Night Swindle
Fuck Off
Midnight Blue
Banging My Head On The Moon
Run Run Run
So Long
Not in My Name
Seamen are Salty

Songs with dodgy live recordings only
Fat Chat
Shit Song
Cries Unheard Parts 1 and 2
Invocation (Magic Friends)
Drug Baby
Evans Girls

There! 10 - The Black Night Session
The Wolf, The Moon and The Reading Glasses
Too Lazy to Wank
Dogshit Song
Satellite

There! 9 - Fall Moon
Bed Song
If There Weren't Any Minority Groups, We'd Have To Invent Them
Jigsaw Puzzle

There! 8 - New Moon
And Also My Heart
Solstice Eve
Sugar Shaker
Under My Skin
Valentine No.2
Weirdness

There! 7 - Full Moon
Dear Wotsisname
Flame On!
Fuck the Jubilee
JM on a Summer's Day
Listerine Muff Dive (acoustic)
Listerine Muff Dive (electric)
Sky Scraper Girl
Snake
Spike
Why Men Have Nipples

There! 6 - Blue Whale
Get off Your Big Fat Ass
In My Time of Dying
Listerine Muff Dive (ropey)
The Fuck You Song
Twinkle Toes

Fuck the Jubilee (emergency limited edition) - Lucifer and Gabriel Records 001
Fuck the Jubilee (Live from the attic)
White Trash (shut up at the back)
Halfway up the Wall

There! 5 - Monkey Shoes
Leave the Light On
Ladder of Pain
Bed Song
Halfway up the Wall

There! 4 - Hot Night at Jim's
Uggly Buggly
I'm a Stranger Here Myself
The Woman with the Knives Sticking in Her
Happy Song
Drown Me (goodbye)
Take 3 Girls
Valentine No.1
And also My Heart

There! 3
Blip Jangle
Crash Landing
Jigsaw Puzzle
Target for a Kiss
Valentine No.2
But not that Way
Dear Wotsisname
Laughing
The Golden Age of Ballooning (breakdown)
I Wish I was a Girl
Chemicals and Poison
Favourite Surprise
Listerine Muff Dive
Under My Skin

There! 2 - Carina Session 7-10-99
Rehearsal for a Nervous Breakdown
Realm of Magic
King of Birds
Seek and Ye Shall Find
Map of Pain
Mrs. Lovely's Theme
TNMN (They Eat Their Own)

There! - Miles Session
Jigsaw Puzzle
Rollright Song
New Arrival - 6th Extinction
Good God
White Trash